Humor
epub |eng | | Author:Bob Odenkirk [Odenkirk, Bob]

Famous Quotations—Unabridged “You must be the change you wish to see in the world. If you want things to be more fun, bring toys and Frisbees with you. If you ...
( Category: Essays November 23,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2014-11-22 | Author:Jason Good

THREAT #5: “If you don’t stop crying, I’m going to cry too.” PROBLEM: I can’t cry on cue, so in the unlikely event that he calls my bluff, I’ll be ...
( Category: Parenting & Families November 23,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-14 | Author:Lauren Jackson [Jackson, Lauren]

"You're kidding, right?" Jason asked, gaping at me. His eyes were so round I thought they'd pop out of their socket. I'd just broken the news about my Mum to ...
( Category: Love, Sex & Marriage November 23,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-06-09 | Author:John Moe [Moe, John]

The problem with the instant case is, as much as anything, that the claim itself makes very little sense. Horovitz complains that his parents informed him that, absent a change ...
( Category: Popular Culture November 23,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2013-04-26 | Author:Fred Stoller

I decided to make a video of myself doing lots of those jokes in the context of a song. Even though I can’t sing, I fashioned it like Rodney Dangerfield’s ...
( Category: Television Performers November 23,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-11-04 | Author:Aasif Mandvi [Mandvi, Aasif]

THE CHILI PEPPER AT THE AGE OF SIXTY, my father was fired from his part-time job as a Verizon customer service representative for using profanity. Even though she had heard ...
( Category: Essays November 23,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Robert Anton Wilson

Frank Wasserman, the freshman from Massapequa, was studying in his room at 4 o’clock when Marty Goodman burst in, announcing that several snowball fights were in progress all over the ...
( Category: Ancient & Controversial Knowledge November 22,2014 )
epub |eng | 2011-01-19 | Author:Jeff Burk [Burk, Jeff]

“I…don’t know…any of the hundreds of people I’ve worked with!” 52 SHATNERQUAKE “Whatever, take it up with Natalie. Not my problem.” Shatner’s heart sank. He looked to Bob who was ...
( Category: Humorous November 22,2014 )
epub |eng | 2012-04-22 | Author:Moon, Jonathan & Long, Timothy W. [Moon, Jonathan]

Apocalypse Right Fucking NOW! We’ve Come for Your Codes, Asshole Thomas S. Phimpham, the president of the United States of America, the commander in chief, the man to whom the ...
( Category: Parodies November 22,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2010-03-29 | Author:Roger Ma

Goggles When fighting in close combat with a zombie, there is always a remote risk of having contaminated fluid spray against you, the chances of which increase dramatically depending on ...
( Category: Parodies November 21,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | | Author:Gideon Defoe

17 Men’s vocal cords tend to be thicker than women’s, so they produce a deeper tone in exactly the same way that a thick rubber band makes a deeper sound ...
( Category: Humorous November 21,2014 )
epub |eng | | Author:Bob Zmuda [Zmuda, Bob and Margulies, Lynne]

* All quoted materials that follow were found in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 5th edition. CHAPTER 5 Andy’s Secret “Andy came into my office the day ...
( Category: General November 21,2014 )
epub |eng | 2014-10-07 | Author:Thomas Mann

CHAPTER FOUR Every day now, the bare-skinned, fiery-cheeked god piloted his heat-breathing chariot across the sky’s expanse, his golden locks waving in the simultaneously storming east wind. Silky white radiance ...
( Category: German November 21,2014 )
epub, mobi |eng | 2012-12-31 | Author:Leanne Shirtliffe

WE CAN USE THE MONEY FROM THE KIDS’ ACCOUNT TO PAY THE CREDIT CARD BILL Chris’s parents volunteered to look after William and Vivian at our house that fall so ...
( Category: United States November 21,2014 )
mobi |eng | 2014-10-09 | Author:Kevin Bridges

36 At family nights in our house or in Uncle George’s or Uncle Kevin’s, my younger cousins Mark and Gary would tell stories about things I’d done at school. Mark ...
( Category: Actors & Entertainers November 21,2014 )